You’ve probably seen this before, on TV or in your local Home Hardware store. The Benchmark® Safe-Cut™ Dual Blade Package Opener! I’ve wanted one since I saw the first commercial for it. Not as enticing as anything the Canadian Tire guy used to flog, but it seems useful. It seems especially useful when you don’t have one and you’re trying to open one of those stupid packages without cutting off your hand – or at least a finger.
There’s only one problem with it.
It comes packaged like this:
“This is the last package you will struggle to open”